Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Math Proof About Happiness and Ham




Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich?

It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so!

After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.



(Yes, this is mathematics. It is a "proof" using the transitive property, but you don't need to know that. You can just enjoy it as is!)



Saturday, October 3, 2009